The faire is actually in an abandoned mall where vendors have taken over the old store fronts to sell period accurate wares. People regularly get in fights over whether or not it’s accurate to have goth, scene, and emo cultures all represented in the same time period or if we should consider the beginning of the scene era to be the end of the emo era. People dressed as pirates will still be there for no reason.
dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called-
me: i dont wanna hear it man. last week it was slutweed, the week before that it was the jpeg weed that kept clipping through the paper, just give me the normal shit
dealer: aw come on man i got the cocomelon weed👶 i got the analog horror weed👁 i even got the pizza tower weed🍕 dont worry its not just oregano😉🌿
me: do you even sell normal weed. are you some kind of fucking trickster spirit.
high pitched gnomish voice from somewhere in dealer’s giant trenchcoat: i thinjk shes onto us boss
